Our adventure begins in the local Starbucks. Chris and Chad are sitting down to enjoy cool iced coffees.
Chris: "OMFG, PRESIDENT BUSH IS SO NARROW MINDED, BECAUSE HE WON'T TELL OUR ENEMY WHEN WE'RE PULLING OUT. SOMEBODY GET ME ANOTHER ICED CHAI LATTE!"
Chad: "Yeah, sometimes I think like America is like a country where like if you like ya know like vote for like a president or like a king or like a queen, it'll be all like ya know like wild, ya know, I dunno, like if like Bush is like president, like he shouldn't have like a religion, becuase like he should like respect like everyone's views, and so like he should just like be everyone's religion, so like ya know, he should like respect everyone."
Chris: "What classes are you taking at the local community college?"
Chad: "Political science."
Chris: "What're you going to do with that degree?"
Chad: "I'm going to work at Starbucks."
Wednesday, May 2, 2007
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roflololololololol
go on tour man, open up for seinfeld or something. Who exactly are you trying to make fun of? Anyone who doesn't support Bush? Hmmm, thats only 70% of America. I guess you're right in one aspect because you can't just go on majority vote, as seen in the 2000 election, what does it take to win (who do you need to know)?
It's a joke. Lighten up. I laugh at Bush jokes or republican jokes if they're funny.
That is a stupid fucking play. What I can't grasp about this fucking blog, is how two of the three of you drink and gamble. So if John Kerry is a flip flopper, what does that make you?
And what classes are you taking? Oh that's right, you dropped out.
Are you saying that a president should be religiously intolerant? I get the joke, I can laugh at liberals as well. But I think your opinion would change if we had a Muslim or Jewish president who wanted to "oppress" the Christians. I feel like a hypocrite because I really don't want to give any attention to your petty blogs, but I really feel like you're just trying to start a debate because, well, you don't really have anything else to talk about. You can point fingers all you want and debate-that's fine. But what are you doing that is making a difference? Where does offending people get you?
ouch, I can pretty much guarantee those last 3 comments will be deleted "accidentally." I don't know if you can make bad personal choices and not be able to judge other people's because of it, unless you sound like an idiot, which most of these guys don't. I would say, leave the personals out of it, that way, it stays friendly.
However one hypocritical thing is that most Bush supporters do not laugh at Bush jokes, they make you sound like a horrible person for making light of a situation, and they say, wait that doesn't make sense, and just try to find a flaw in the joke when they need to not look into it because it is in fact a joke. However, I usually laugh when things are funny, and I didn't even chuckle.
so deep man. you're really out there, in the ether
dear anonymouses and Balls Deep-
Balls Deep- "What I can't grasp about this fucking blog, is how two of the three of you drink and gamble"
what I can't grasp about this fucking comment is that all you say is fucking. oh... and educate yourself before starting a REAL debate. let me enlighten you sir; cheap shots at people are NOT tolerated in an intellectual argument.
anonymous #1- man up and face the facts. out of those 70% of Bushhaters about 69% will say "because I don't" in response to the question "why don't you like Bush". newsflash- we don't take you seriously.
anonymous #2- I thought in your liberal ideology you don't need a piece of paper (aka: diploma) to tell you how smart you are. Why waste thousands of dollars when you have a wealth of education in books, internet etc. I think the fact that they are able to draw their own conclusions from resources instead of adopting viewpoints that are shoved down your throats by a professor shows they're smarter than you could ever dream of being. Congrats on being different man. you're one in a million.
anonymous #3- maybe you should reread the satirical irony there. If the president were a muslim, jewish or even a scientologist the joke would still apply. "but I really feel like you're just trying to start a debate because, well, you don't really have anything else to talk about." If this is no skin off your back then I'm dying to know why you'd bother posting something in a trivial blog such as this.
anonymous #4- I see you posted at 11:35 AM. Get a job.
I think even the mentally retarded in this country know why they don't support Bush. I read somewhere that even the republicans want to impeach Bush because they want some dignity for the next election. What has this man done for you to stick up for him? Hmm we are deeper debt then when he got in office, he didn't help people in need from hurricanes, he made even more people hate us by staying in Iraq too long and still didn't accomplish anything, he didn't solve our energy problems, but hey-he did score a 1206 on his SAT's-this man should have obviously been president.
Next, who the fuck are you to tell someone to get a job? You are taking a complete guess that he doesn't have one, because EVERYONE who has a job works at 11:35 AM, obviously, no one ever has to work afternoons, or possibly has a day off. Hmmmm I see you posted at 6:02 PM, get a life.
ANONYMOUS MAN STRIKES AGAIN! ON WHOM WILL HIS SEETHING CRITICISM AND HEARSAY STRIKE NEXT? TUNE IN AT ELEVEN!!!
last and most certainly not least...
anonymous #5- "I think the mentally retarded in this country know why they don't support Bush." A correct statement from the leftist. finally.
*most people who openly dissent Bush ARE mentally retarded.
i.e- protesting at soldier's funerals. harass the brass campaigns and sit ins at chevron HQ (what better way to stop billions of dollars from being made than to drive up to chevron and then sit there for a few hours!)
"I read somewhere that even the republicans want to impeach Bush"
*perhaps "Leftist Propaganda Daily?". Q: Can you provide a link? Q: Can you provide the sources for its accountability? A: obviously not.
WE are in deeper debt. YOU POOR BABY! heres 20 dollars because I knoooooow you are living below the poverty line in the ghettos of Detroit. fuck you. we have the world's LARGEST GDP @ 13 TRILLION DOLLARS. we're doing such a bad job right? god you people live such a shit life. you have it so much worse than your grandparent's during the 30's. woe is me.
"Hmmmm I see you posted at 6:02 PM, get a life." My life pretty much centers around crushing uninformed tovarishchi in political debates
OK, lets try this again. The UNITED STATES is in deeper debt now since Bush has been in office, excuse me for putting we, I obviously assumed I was a citizen of the United States along with the others and its people make up the country. Want a link for that, TYPE U.S. NATIONAL DEBT ON A SEARCH ENGINE, you will see its only 8 TRILLION DOLLARS. http://zfacts.com/p/318.html go there, and you will see Clinton had the debt going down and his plan would have actually gotten rid of the debt if followed by The Almighty Bush (Praise Jesus for sending us this man!)
I am not saying I don't have money, because I do, thanks for asking, as do a lot of other people, which still has nothing to do with the national debt. And,fuck you and your hypocritical ass, I can guarantee that you have sulked about not having something...an expensive dress...designer shoes...purses...a nicer car? Don't act like you haven't. People tend to base their moods on current situations. So technically, by your method of thinking, no can ever be anything but happy because someplace or sometime, someone had it worse. The people in the holocaust couldn't be anything but happy because people before them were slaves their whole life and used as property and killed at will also...no the Jews had to be all smiles...You see where I'm going? Where do you draw the line on who can be happy and who can't. Just like before, fuck you and your hypocritical ass because I can guarantee again that you have been upset over stupid shit (shitty episode of CSI Jupiter?)
The republicans wanting to impeach Bush I think was on TV on CNN maybe 3 or 4 weeks ago? I didn't make it up, I can guarantee there are enough people who are for it.
"...out of those 70% of Bushhaters about 69% will say "because I don't" in response to the question "why don't you like Bush"," where is your source there? OMFG PROPAGANDA FROM THE RIGHT, THATS NOT POSSIBLE?1?!?!
the comment is a lot like a trainwreck, except I can't watch.
First off, I don't gamble, and I've probably drank two or three times in my life, and I have never had more than one or two.
I will openly admit that. What have you done? You talk about the downtrodden and poor, but you SUPPORT drugs that CREATE and THRIVE off the poor.
But anyway, I DO disagree with some of Bush's policies. Do you want to know why some republicans don't like Bush? It's actually because he is too LIBERAL.
Why can't you just have a friendly debate instead of instigating?
I never judge you people for your crap, except for just now because you started it. I couldn't care less what you do.
It's also funny that you get so worked up over this.
haha.
Calm down man, we were friends once. :-\
For all those who say Bush is bad for the economy
http://www.whitehouse.gov/infocus/economy/
4.5 unemployment rate? 44 straight months of job growth?
ooooooo that has to hurt.
I really wish Kristi would stop talking like she has a clue whats going on. Go back to band camp. You have a stupid boyfriend. You both need to stop publishing dumb shit.
And by the way, you need a diploma to get most jobs. But who needs jobs? I love bums. Then again, I suppose it doesn't really matter in the group of friends you have, with the exception of your beloved.
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