I don't know exactly what the Democrats in Congress expect to gain by their recent stunts with the troop's livelihood. Their carrot dangling (in this case the carrot is armor) merely shows how little respect they have for our military -- and by association our country in general. People often say that times of pressure show true character. When the going gets tough, the democrats get running. It's this specific American-hating policy, that the war is lost and that we should damn Iraq to 20 years of Darfur like civil war, is evidence that our legislator's leadership has a sad lack of a backbone.
If we leave Iraq we it WILL be another Darfur. Of course, Myspace won't have ads telling people to "do their part for Iraq". There won't be any trendy hippie fests for where U2 will demand that we help the poor Iraqi people. And George Clooney won't demans from the UN that we intercede in Iraq. Why is that? Because liberals don't care about truth. They care about the illusion of truth. Since they can ignore and write off Iraq as a Republican-caused problem then they can ignore the basic truth that their poster-child humanitarian issue is not isolated. In short, they don't care if people are dying, they just care when U2 talks about it.
Friday, May 18, 2007
Wednesday, May 16, 2007
You Nappy Headed Republicans--- Episode Two: "We pray for this in the name of Jon Stewart, Amen."
Our story begins in Nick's basement. Nick and Dylan just got done reading the first episode of You Nappy Headed Republicans, and decided it was their civil duty to comment.
Nick- "THAT IS SOOO WRONG!"
Dylan- "OH I KNOW, JUST BECAUSE WE WORK AT STARBUCKS, DOESN'T MEAN THAT PRESIDENT BUSH IS SMARTER THAN US!"
Nick- "YEAH, AND JUST BECAUSE WE MAJORED IN POLITICAL SCIENCE, DOESN'T MEAN WE HAD TO WORK AT STARBUCKS! THEY JUST HAD BETTER BENEFITS THAT TEACHING AT THE LOCAL COMMUNITY COLLEGE!"
Dylan- "YEAH, AND GEORGE BUSH HAS REALLY LOW RATINGS, AND THAT MAKES HIM A JERK! BECUASE LIKE EVERYONE IN AMERICA IS LIKE NARROW MINDED, AND LIKE THEY HAVE TO HAVE THEIR MAKE-UP, AND THEIR NICE CARS, AND LIKE THEIR REALLY BIG PAY CHECKS, BECUASE LIKE THEY'RE TOO NARROW MINDED TO BE POOR, THAT'S WHY WE SHOULD LIKE ELECT A POOR GUY TO BE PRESIDENT, BECUASE LIKE HE KNOWS HOW IT IS TO BE LIKE POOR, AND LIKE TO LIKE SERVE IN LIKE WAR, AND LIKE HE'S MORE REAL, AND LIKE YOU CAN IDENTIFY WITH HIM, BECAUSE LIKE, POOR PEOPLE ARE LIKE BETTER IN LIKE EVERY WAY, EXCEPT THE WHOLE NOT BEING RICH THING, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE REPUBLICANS WON'T LET THEM BE RICH, LIKE THEY GO TO THE BANK, AND THE BANK'S ALL LIKE, "SRY, WE'RE OUT OF MONEY, BECAUSE THE REPUBLICANS IN CHARGE SAID THAT LIKE, WE SHOULDN'T LIKE GIVE ANY MONEY TO POOR PEOPLE, BECAUSE LIKE, IT WOULD CHANGE THINGS, AND LIKE MAKE THINGS MORE REAL, AND LIKE OPEN EVERYONE'S MINDS THAT WOULD JUST SCARE THEM INTO LIKE NOT BELIEVING IN GOD, BECAUSE LIKE GOD DIDN'T CREATE US, LIKE WE CREATED HIM."
Nick- "YEAH, LIKE THEY LAUGH AT US, BECAUSE WE'RE DIFFERENT, BUT LIKE WE LAUGH AT THEM, BECAUSE LIKE THEY'RE ALL THE SAME."
Dylan- "DOOD, LET'S LISTEN TO LED ZEPPLIN!"
Nick- "YEAH, BUT WE HAVE TO LISTEN TO A LITTLE RAP, BECAUSE WE DON'T WANT TO OFFEND ANYONE BY LISTENING TO ALL WHITE MUSIC."
Nick- "THAT IS SOOO WRONG!"
Dylan- "OH I KNOW, JUST BECAUSE WE WORK AT STARBUCKS, DOESN'T MEAN THAT PRESIDENT BUSH IS SMARTER THAN US!"
Nick- "YEAH, AND JUST BECAUSE WE MAJORED IN POLITICAL SCIENCE, DOESN'T MEAN WE HAD TO WORK AT STARBUCKS! THEY JUST HAD BETTER BENEFITS THAT TEACHING AT THE LOCAL COMMUNITY COLLEGE!"
Dylan- "YEAH, AND GEORGE BUSH HAS REALLY LOW RATINGS, AND THAT MAKES HIM A JERK! BECUASE LIKE EVERYONE IN AMERICA IS LIKE NARROW MINDED, AND LIKE THEY HAVE TO HAVE THEIR MAKE-UP, AND THEIR NICE CARS, AND LIKE THEIR REALLY BIG PAY CHECKS, BECUASE LIKE THEY'RE TOO NARROW MINDED TO BE POOR, THAT'S WHY WE SHOULD LIKE ELECT A POOR GUY TO BE PRESIDENT, BECUASE LIKE HE KNOWS HOW IT IS TO BE LIKE POOR, AND LIKE TO LIKE SERVE IN LIKE WAR, AND LIKE HE'S MORE REAL, AND LIKE YOU CAN IDENTIFY WITH HIM, BECAUSE LIKE, POOR PEOPLE ARE LIKE BETTER IN LIKE EVERY WAY, EXCEPT THE WHOLE NOT BEING RICH THING, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE REPUBLICANS WON'T LET THEM BE RICH, LIKE THEY GO TO THE BANK, AND THE BANK'S ALL LIKE, "SRY, WE'RE OUT OF MONEY, BECAUSE THE REPUBLICANS IN CHARGE SAID THAT LIKE, WE SHOULDN'T LIKE GIVE ANY MONEY TO POOR PEOPLE, BECAUSE LIKE, IT WOULD CHANGE THINGS, AND LIKE MAKE THINGS MORE REAL, AND LIKE OPEN EVERYONE'S MINDS THAT WOULD JUST SCARE THEM INTO LIKE NOT BELIEVING IN GOD, BECAUSE LIKE GOD DIDN'T CREATE US, LIKE WE CREATED HIM."
Nick- "YEAH, LIKE THEY LAUGH AT US, BECAUSE WE'RE DIFFERENT, BUT LIKE WE LAUGH AT THEM, BECAUSE LIKE THEY'RE ALL THE SAME."
Dylan- "DOOD, LET'S LISTEN TO LED ZEPPLIN!"
Nick- "YEAH, BUT WE HAVE TO LISTEN TO A LITTLE RAP, BECAUSE WE DON'T WANT TO OFFEND ANYONE BY LISTENING TO ALL WHITE MUSIC."
Wednesday, May 2, 2007
You Nappy Headed Republicans -- The New Play I'm Writing
Our adventure begins in the local Starbucks. Chris and Chad are sitting down to enjoy cool iced coffees.
Chris: "OMFG, PRESIDENT BUSH IS SO NARROW MINDED, BECAUSE HE WON'T TELL OUR ENEMY WHEN WE'RE PULLING OUT. SOMEBODY GET ME ANOTHER ICED CHAI LATTE!"
Chad: "Yeah, sometimes I think like America is like a country where like if you like ya know like vote for like a president or like a king or like a queen, it'll be all like ya know like wild, ya know, I dunno, like if like Bush is like president, like he shouldn't have like a religion, becuase like he should like respect like everyone's views, and so like he should just like be everyone's religion, so like ya know, he should like respect everyone."
Chris: "What classes are you taking at the local community college?"
Chad: "Political science."
Chris: "What're you going to do with that degree?"
Chad: "I'm going to work at Starbucks."
Chris: "OMFG, PRESIDENT BUSH IS SO NARROW MINDED, BECAUSE HE WON'T TELL OUR ENEMY WHEN WE'RE PULLING OUT. SOMEBODY GET ME ANOTHER ICED CHAI LATTE!"
Chad: "Yeah, sometimes I think like America is like a country where like if you like ya know like vote for like a president or like a king or like a queen, it'll be all like ya know like wild, ya know, I dunno, like if like Bush is like president, like he shouldn't have like a religion, becuase like he should like respect like everyone's views, and so like he should just like be everyone's religion, so like ya know, he should like respect everyone."
Chris: "What classes are you taking at the local community college?"
Chad: "Political science."
Chris: "What're you going to do with that degree?"
Chad: "I'm going to work at Starbucks."
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