War Funding

I don't know exactly what the Democrats in Congress expect to gain by their recent stunts with the troop's livelihood. Their carrot dangling (in this case the carrot is armor) merely shows how little respect they have for our military -- and by association our country in general. People often say that times of pressure show true character. When the going gets tough, the democrats get running. It's this specific American-hating policy, that the war is lost and that we should damn Iraq to 20 years of Darfur like civil war, is evidence that our legislator's leadership has a sad lack of a backbone.

If we leave Iraq we it WILL be another Darfur. Of course, Myspace won't have ads telling people to "do their part for Iraq". There won't be any trendy hippie fests for where U2 will demand that we help the poor Iraqi people. And George Clooney won't demans from the UN that we intercede in Iraq. Why is that? Because liberals don't care about truth. They care about the illusion of truth. Since they can ignore and write off Iraq as a Republican-caused problem then they can ignore the basic truth that their poster-child humanitarian issue is not isolated. In short, they don't care if people are dying, they just care when U2 talks about it.

You Nappy Headed Republicans--- Episode Two: "We pray for this in the name of Jon Stewart, Amen."

Our story begins in Nick's basement. Nick and Dylan just got done reading the first episode of You Nappy Headed Republicans, and decided it was their civil duty to comment.


Nick- "THAT IS SOOO WRONG!"

Dylan- "OH I KNOW, JUST BECAUSE WE WORK AT STARBUCKS, DOESN'T MEAN THAT PRESIDENT BUSH IS SMARTER THAN US!"

Nick- "YEAH, AND JUST BECAUSE WE MAJORED IN POLITICAL SCIENCE, DOESN'T MEAN WE HAD TO WORK AT STARBUCKS! THEY JUST HAD BETTER BENEFITS THAT TEACHING AT THE LOCAL COMMUNITY COLLEGE!"

Dylan- "YEAH, AND GEORGE BUSH HAS REALLY LOW RATINGS, AND THAT MAKES HIM A JERK! BECUASE LIKE EVERYONE IN AMERICA IS LIKE NARROW MINDED, AND LIKE THEY HAVE TO HAVE THEIR MAKE-UP, AND THEIR NICE CARS, AND LIKE THEIR REALLY BIG PAY CHECKS, BECUASE LIKE THEY'RE TOO NARROW MINDED TO BE POOR, THAT'S WHY WE SHOULD LIKE ELECT A POOR GUY TO BE PRESIDENT, BECUASE LIKE HE KNOWS HOW IT IS TO BE LIKE POOR, AND LIKE TO LIKE SERVE IN LIKE WAR, AND LIKE HE'S MORE REAL, AND LIKE YOU CAN IDENTIFY WITH HIM, BECAUSE LIKE, POOR PEOPLE ARE LIKE BETTER IN LIKE EVERY WAY, EXCEPT THE WHOLE NOT BEING RICH THING, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE REPUBLICANS WON'T LET THEM BE RICH, LIKE THEY GO TO THE BANK, AND THE BANK'S ALL LIKE, "SRY, WE'RE OUT OF MONEY, BECAUSE THE REPUBLICANS IN CHARGE SAID THAT LIKE, WE SHOULDN'T LIKE GIVE ANY MONEY TO POOR PEOPLE, BECAUSE LIKE, IT WOULD CHANGE THINGS, AND LIKE MAKE THINGS MORE REAL, AND LIKE OPEN EVERYONE'S MINDS THAT WOULD JUST SCARE THEM INTO LIKE NOT BELIEVING IN GOD, BECAUSE LIKE GOD DIDN'T CREATE US, LIKE WE CREATED HIM."

Nick- "YEAH, LIKE THEY LAUGH AT US, BECAUSE WE'RE DIFFERENT, BUT LIKE WE LAUGH AT THEM, BECAUSE LIKE THEY'RE ALL THE SAME."


Dylan- "DOOD, LET'S LISTEN TO LED ZEPPLIN!"

Nick- "YEAH, BUT WE HAVE TO LISTEN TO A LITTLE RAP, BECAUSE WE DON'T WANT TO OFFEND ANYONE BY LISTENING TO ALL WHITE MUSIC."

You Nappy Headed Republicans -- The New Play I'm Writing

Our adventure begins in the local Starbucks. Chris and Chad are sitting down to enjoy cool iced coffees.

Chris: "OMFG, PRESIDENT BUSH IS SO NARROW MINDED, BECAUSE HE WON'T TELL OUR ENEMY WHEN WE'RE PULLING OUT. SOMEBODY GET ME ANOTHER ICED CHAI LATTE!"

Chad: "Yeah, sometimes I think like America is like a country where like if you like ya know like vote for like a president or like a king or like a queen, it'll be all like ya know like wild, ya know, I dunno, like if like Bush is like president, like he shouldn't have like a religion, becuase like he should like respect like everyone's views, and so like he should just like be everyone's religion, so like ya know, he should like respect everyone."

Chris: "What classes are you taking at the local community college?"

Chad: "Political science."

Chris: "What're you going to do with that degree?"

Chad: "I'm going to work at Starbucks."

GREENWAR

The absolute fear-mongering going on over to the left of me is getting pretty scary. Although an intellectual attack on Sheryl Crow's recent suggestions (which were made at the White House Correspondent's Dinner, one of the precious few times we usually can get AWAY from politics) would be laughably easy, it serves to illustrate a larger problem with the "green" movement: the way that insane, hemp-smoking ideas become legitimized by lighting up under the rainbow banner of environmentalism.

Greenpeace-wackos, eager to feel like they're relevant, have by-and-large signed all of us up to a third-world poverty hellhole lifestyle. While the Al Gores and Sheryl Crows get to continue their energy gluttony in the name of sacrificing a little to educate "the people", the rest of us are on the gallows of economic ruin via their "Kyoto protocols". China thanks you for scaling down American competitiveness as they build their 365th energy plant this year. Part of the ol' "if you can't beat 'em, convince him to commit suicide" gambit.

This reminds me of a broader point. The left's self-martyrdom is reprehensible. The America haters inside this country will make excuses for the extremists of this world because it subsidizes their guilt with their own failure. It appears the best scapegoat is the hand that fed you. There are literally THOUSANDS of Cho Shueng-Huis out there RIGHT NOW in the Middle East who would like to make VA Tech look like child's play. Why do they want to do that? Because we stand in the way of their pre-civilization theocracy which silences all dissenters (and yes women, to them you dissent when you vote). Stop hating America because System of a Down told you to and start thinking with logic, not emotions.

"Rosie has the right of free speech."

Yes, Rosie O'Donnell does have the right to free speech. But, does that mean she should just whatever she wants without the risk of getting fired? If I were working at a fast food place, and I referred to African Americans by using to n-word, do you think I should be able to keep my job? I hope not. That's why I'm praying (to the one God who exists. That's right, I said it) that Rosie gets fired harder than anyone's EVER been fired.

Rosie O'Donnell is the scum of the universe

http://stoprosie.com/ Everyone with half a mind please go and sign the petition.


"Don't fear the 'terrorists'. They’re mothers and fathers." - Rosie O'Donnell

If you don't sign the petition, you're only letting this left wing nut case get away with her bullcrap.

OMG!1 HERE COMES THE DIVERSITY TRAIN

Assume that different races at, say, a company is inherently good because of "diversity".

But we don't measure diversity in interviews, only in that a healthy mix of races equals diversity (as said gloriously today by Jesse Jackson when he commented that if there aren't any black people on MSNBC it's not diverse).

So therefore, our only method of determining diversity is through race. This must assume, then, that certain races are predisposed (either genetically or because of socio-economics) to be "different" than other ones, and hence diverse. If we assume this we can then conclude that a statement such as "black people are less intelligent than whites" is logically sound up to the actual point of declaring WHAT IT IS that the races differ by. If you buy Jesse Jackson's "diversity" tangent than you must accept the premise of the previous statement, that is that some race is more likely to be more one way than the other, as correct.

It's amazing how the same people who quote "all men are created equal" still think the best way to bring different people together is to pick one of each race out. The only difference I see is skin color, and that's a dangerous method by which to determine character...